The LONG AWAITED Podcast Episode is here!
THIS EPSIODE IS A 100% ADULT PODCAST THIS WEEK…so please, if sex isn’t your thing…move along…move along.
It’s taken well over 100 podcasts to talk about one of the greatest things about Hawaii…THE SEX! Sex in Hawaii because of it’s tropical weather and romantic undertones can jump start and revitalize your relationship with your loved one and best friend. If your sex life is boring or down in the dumps let this podcast be a jumping off point to get you guys down the right path of adventure and excitement with your lover!
This podcast is going to be fun, but it’s also going to take in some serious tones on the fact that SEX is an important part of a loving relationship…it’s not the most important thing, but if you are not close to your partner physically and you are not willing to be affectionate with them it could put a strain on your relationship and even develop a loss of trust between the two of you. So…being adventurous and taking some risks could be an easy way to bring that fire back into your relationship and get rid of your stress!
THERE IS NO BETTER PLACE than HAWAII to set your relationship on FIRE once again! May you already live here or plan on moving here you should be willing to get out of your comfort zone and try something new with your lover…trust me…you won’t regret it. Not only will your life with your lover change, your life in your day to day will change. You will take more chances and more risks because once you have sex in public places it will give you new confidence in every aspect of your life.
If you have a sexual fantasy HAWAII can make that fantasy come true, but we are living in the real world so we need to take some real world situations into consideration…This isn’t a ROMANTIC PORNO people!!!
SOME SERIOUS THINGS TO CONSIDER:
*STANDING POSITIONS ONLY if at all possible
*KEEP YOUR CLOTHS ON if at all possible
*NO FOREPLAY if at all possible
*DON’T FILM A SEXUAL MOVIE SCENE IN YOUR HEAD…if you do you will be sadly disappointed!
*YOU HAVE 10-15 MINUTES TOPS! Don’t push the time or you may get caught!
*NO FINISHING…unless you guys are fast…I think the idea is to get excited about doing something taboo and then thinking about it on the drive home and finishing there!
*DON’T PLAN PUBLIC SEX…you’ll fuck it up one way or another…just let it happen, but always be ready and dressed for it just in case you two are feeling horny.
*IF YOU GET CAUGHT somehow have a way to slide out of it and have an excuse…The only thing you should really have planned well ahead of time is a good story or excuse for why your man has you bent over or you are facing him and grinding…lol…Good luck with that…lol
FAVORITE HAWAII SPOTS TO HAVE SEX:
HAMMOCK ON THE BEACH
ON A SANDY BEACH
UNDER THE STARS
IN THE RAINFOREST WHILE IT’S RAINING
UNDER A RAINBOW IN THE RAIN…Yeah…it’s a thing and it’s fucking incredible! TIMING IS EVERYTHING HERE and it will probably only happen once so make it count!
CAMPING ON THE BEACH OR FOREST
UNDER A WATERFALL
AT THE TOP OF A HIKING TRAIL PILLBOX (Military bunker on full moon)
IN A JEEP or CONVERTIBLE ON THE BEACH AT NIGHT
IN THE BED OF A TRUCK OVER LOOKING A METEOR SHOWER
ON THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR UNDER THE BLANKETS
ON A MOTORCYCLE
ON A KAYAK
ON A BOAT
ON YOUR LANAI
SUNSET OR SUNRISE
IN A FIELD OF SUNFLOWERS…Yeah…it’s a thing here!
There are many places to set your relationship on FIRE here in Hawaii and we are only giving you a few of them…be creative, but don’t so much plan it out…it takes away the thrill when you do that…talk about it in passing here and there during your week or days and then when you are together and out and about and one of you feels it’s a good time and feels right tell your partner and DO IT!